I was chatting with a friend today and Fed Ex came to deliver my stepdads Fathers Day present { a case of a variety of import beers, it even had a Monty Python Holy Grail Ale in it lol my stepdad loves Monty Python} anyway.....all I had on was a little black half tank top and in sparkly letters it says "you are not me" and a pair of satin string bikini panties. The Fed Ex guy dropped his papers under the porch, couldn't make full sentences thank god I knew where to sign lol There I was half naked with my pitbulls collar in hand holding him back, signing for a case of beer lol it made me remember what my sister told me a couple of weeks ago.
My sister came by and the first thing out of her mouth was "girl the UPS guys know you!" I was like what?............well, my sister waitresses at the restauraunt they eat at for lunch and one day they were talking about big dogs and the hell they go thru and my sister was listening, this one guy goes "theres this huge pitbull up there behind Sonics, i'm so glad his owner is a big woman who can hold him" my sister immediately was like huh? she knew it was me so she was like "omg thats my sister" lol the UPS guy said "no way, shes a whole lotta woman, is she single?"
I about died when she told me all this and he went on to tell her I answer the door in some pretty revealing stuff lol
Next time he delivers a package I'll have to make sure and be a huge flirt hehehehe he is a cutie pie and so tall. Why are all the UPS guys so hot? I mean like the Fed Ex are like not all that cute but the UPS guys mmmmmmmmmmm yumm!

Posted by Me on Sunday, July 01 09:57:55 | Permalink | Comments

all snuggled in soft comfy sheets and pillows in a cute pair of panties & a little top rubbing and caressing her yummy voluptious curves. I LOVE laying on my side sliding my hand and arm up under my belly and jiggling it then squeezing. Then I lay on my back and put both my hands on each side of my belly right up by my hip where the roll starts and sliding them up and down squeezing just a little. I can’t reach all the way around my belly so I reach around as far as I can and bounce my belly up and down then shake it side to side. I lay on my side again and play with my side rolls, I like to squezze it then shake it up and down “giggles” I LOVE MY fat!!

Posted by Me on Sunday, July 01 09:55:46 | Permalink | Comments

I'm dying to try out a new seat.........know any? "giggles"

Posted by Me on Sunday, July 01 09:51:00 | Permalink | Comments

I just logged in to make a entry and was reading my last one about the Brownies........and I remembered how yummy they were mmmmmmmmm what an awesome thing to remember....mouthwatering to........."sigh" woooo had to catch myself there was going to brownie land LOL

I totally lost my train of thought .....be back when I remember, I'm going to make brownies

Posted by Me on Monday, June 11 10:19:00 | Permalink | Comments

I just made the most incredible yummiest brownies ever OMG!! I'm trying to keep myself from eating the whole batch because if I do my son will be so mad he didn't get any but their so damn good!! I used this Ultimate fudge brownie mix and I added like 2 Dove dark chocolate candy bars to the mix. I shredded the chocolate bars with a grater man these brownies are just "make me wet" good!  I know what ....I'll just make another batch and let him have that one ok I gotta go make more brownies

*Smooooches* till next time! "MUAH"

Posted by Me on Sunday, June 10 00:48:00 | Permalink | Comments